Sky Above me. Earth Below me. Fire within me.

Life is GOOD.

What a crazy week.

Right now. I’m shirtless sitting in bed next to britt and I just realized that the only hairs on my chest is this Uni-Tri-hair below my right nip. I have three hairs coming out of one spot. 

I should braid it.

This is a Banana I found in the jeep the other morning..

I didn’t find it in there. I knew it was there..I left it there. I leave a banana in my jeep once a week to sit.  At the end of the week I eat it. It’s fun to eat in public settings. People look at you. “See that guy. He’s eating a black wrinkly banana.” 

The taste is just ok.

I mostly eat it for the attention.

Let see…Oh!

This week I was running and almost pooped my shorts on the treadmill at the gym. A little fart came out instead. Thank god. The two older ladies that speed walk next to me and gossip about Bingo club looked at me and got off and walked away. 

Here is my Million Dollar Advice. Don’t drink coffee right before you run. Always wait 30mins.

Britt and I got to spend some quality time with Her parents on Tuesday night.

Two of my favorite people in this universe. My in-laws. We had a picnic in the backyard. 

Pizza.Wings.Wine.

I am so blessed to have them as friends. 

We played Catch Phrase after the pizza. 

I love watching people play that game. The person always giving the hints seems to yell at the person guessing. They get louder and louder and keep saying the same clue. hahah 

They get frustrated at the person guessing but little do they know they keep giving the same clue over and over hahaha

I love doing the splits in creative places. 

Last Christmas.

It’s not as hard as you think when you use a wall to push off of. Kind of feels good.

I feel free when I do the splits. 

Asher just got out of the pool.

Just being a good dad and drying his hair off.

Pintrest without pictures.

Pointless.

OK… I’m not going to lie. YES I have a Pintrest account. I only use it to look at different ways to braid my hair. oh.. AND good recipes for brunch.

This weekend Britt and I went up north. It was my first mini road trip with Asher. 

I officially felt like a dad…

Pretty much packed up everything we own in the jeep for a one night trip.

But that’s ok because I can’t go one night without my breast pump.

Men. When you have your first kid and your wife is deciding on whether or not to breast feed…

You want her to breast feed.

Why?

This is the only time in your life they will be shirtless 99% of the time.

Half way to the Cabin. Asher says he needs to eat and pee.

Right when I took his diaper off his pee shot straight for my face. I’m quick like a cat so I easily dodged it.

HIs first time he pee’d in the forest.

We had a moment.

After the Forest pee. We got on the road.

Road trips with my wife are great. We listen to 80’s music you only hear in dentist offices. 

I had a lot of different projects I needed to work on once we got to the cabin. Britta supports me in my dreams and I couldn’t ask for anything better. I was so nervous when I got married that I was going to have to sacrifice all of my dreams of what I wanted to do. But oh how she proved me wrong. My dreams have only gotten more real since I have been married. I love you Britta Lyn.

I spent most of the morning working on different projects. But I made time to hangout with britt. We got a chance to take out the Razor my dad just bought to do some off RAWRING in the forest.

Britta. Stiff Stance Look Away Pose.

I Love Spare Tires

I am hot 99% of the time. I swear I am a ware wolf. I have been sitting here typing for probably 20 minutes and I’m burning up. I’d take my clothes off but they are already off. I’m typing naked and my laptop is getting warm as well. It feels really uncomfortable on my crouch. Maybe I shouldn’t blog naked. If I do I should sit at a table and not in my water bed. 

You’d think I wouldn’t be as hot in a water bed right? I actually get more hot in this water bed… always moving around because I keep sinking to the freaking middle.

Fact: I actually don’t have a water bed. 

Fact: I am really hot all of the time and if I was blogging on a water bed right now I would stab it to let the water flow over me.

Every chance you get to spend with your wife.

MAKE IT COUNT.

She is my other half. I love her like a fat kid loves cake.

She puts up with me. I know she loves me way more than I will ever deserve.

Being a good husband is hard.

But I will never give up on my wife. Life would just be ehhhh without her.

Being married is good. It’s like finding that other piece in your life you thought was always missing.

Life’s a Party. ROCK IT.

See ya next week.

-Timmyham

#iamsloth

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. #slothlife

Another week eh.. (Insert high pitched Canadian voice)

Another freaking amazing week..holy crap hole.

I went to a gas station in Scottsdale the other day.  Super excited to go to a gas station in the richest area in Arizona….Since when do gas stations have valet men in the bathrooms? I thought they only had those at those high end clubs you grind on people at..It was nice at first. I was exhausted after I went to the bathroom so having a small man hand me a towel was nice/weird because he was very small. He had a step stool. Things got weird when he asked if could wash my hands.. It was going good… Felt like one of those ladies at the hair salon that rubs your skull when they wash your hair with that dollar store champoo. champoo is the cheap shampoo. 

This is the small gas station man.

Anyways. This small man had fish breath. The 45 seconds he spent washing my hands felt like ten hours. I left the bathroom with a rash on my neck. Because he was breathing on my neck the whole 45mins. The rash still smells like fish and when I shower is stings.

My life is an adventure and I love it.

Every week I surprise my wife Britt with a date. This week I had a picnic set up in the back yard with some wine and dark chocolate. Also Babbo italian grub. 

I love our mini adventure dates. Going out to some high end place is nice.. sometimes.. but I think having creative dates with my wife are one of my favorite things to do. It’s what I look forward to every week. The excitement of trying to figure out something new and fun is the best. Way better then fish breath.

The World can be amazing when you’re slightly strange. #slothlife

This is how you whistle. 

I think I have some sort of baby whisper. Whenever Asher is hungry I automatically know.. 

I get tingly. The tips of  my toes get a little numb and my nipples get moist… I’ve been doing a lot of reading online and what I have seems very rare.

I am so blessed to have this rare human feature. It only gets embarrassing when I’m at the store and my shirt gets wet circles where my nips are. I’m thinking about buying a bra this weekend.

Judge me. It’s fine. I love having the baby whisper.

Man Cub ASHER.

Please. When you come to visit me. Don’t knock hard. I live in a glass house and you will wake Asher up.

Also if you see me changing…You can watch. I have a hairy butt. You’ll probably think my butt is my face and freak out. So I don’t advise you to watch. My wife doesn’t even like my hairy butt.

I had to go to the Mall today to grab a bunch of shoes I’m doing SLOTH designs on. (If you’re not sure what SLOTH is visit iamsloth.com). I love buying stuff for my beautiful wife so I hooked her up with a new outfit. 

I actually got her different shorts but I got the wrong size… I tried… I think I got some extra points for the top and undershirt I got her.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to fall into a big bowl of cottage cheese and eat your way out so you don’t die. Then you get out and  your face is all cellulite?
Neither do I…

Be curious, not judgmental…#slothlife

I’ve been doing this thing lately where I honk my horn for a few seconds while stopped at  red lights. The person in front of you will instantly turn around and give you the gnarlyest (SP?) crazy face. Then I immediately wave and smile… You know they are going to spend the rest of the day trying to remember who that was behind them at the red light. Little do they know its just a stranger. muuuhahahah Defeated by a wave and smile.

Hardy breakfast I made for Britt and I this morning.

I try.. I don’t think I could ever out do my wife in a million years. I mean SHIZZ I had to watch Asher today while britt went shopping.. for not even lying 45mins. She was gone for 45mins… You can’t even watch the Titanic in 45mins. 

I was freaking out. I’m not alone with Asher much right now because I’m gone at the office during the day, but as soon as I got up stairs my blood pressure rose and I was puked on twice and screamed at. That 45 mins took so much energy. How do women do it?  

My wife is my Hero.

The government should award every mom 5k a year just to spend on themselves. They are  shaping humans in the most important developmental years of life. Moms are good investments.

Mothers day is everyday.

In the future all women will travel over water in bubbles.

Men will have to take boats.

This afternoon we went to a birthday party for my sister kid. He turned 1.

He likes to hit little kids with bats. He also wears glasses to impress other 1yr olds and on the weekends he wears a cape. 

Summer is here.

On saturday I sat by the pool and had a Marg. First time in a while I have had my shirt off outside. When you become a dad do you automatically grow nipple hair? I don’t really have much hair on my chest because i’ve been shaving it since I was in the 7th grade but on Saturday I noticed these two circle patches of hair orbiting around my nipples. Looks a tad weird. Not to mention I have the nipples of a 5 yr old. Unfortunately  my son Asher has mini nips too.

Some other friends came over and we played “Have someone jump on the tramp while we all try to hit you with water balloons.” It was great till I got hit in the nuts.

Life is too short… We hear this all the time….Blah blah blah.. I never really understood this until I had a son. Time fly’s by now. I am ok with that though.. Because i’m going to have a blast going 200mph. 

Stop freaking out. Have a glass of wine. You are supposed to enjoy life. Meet some one new. Do something sort of sketchy. Go outside when you get home from work. Smile. Have parities with friends.

I’m going to be the 70yr old man doorbell ditching you.

Life’s a party. Rock it.

We are all blessed to be alive. Let’s act like it.

See you next week.

p.s. Don’t eat moist paddies

I Decided to surprise Britta with a gift this week. She loves surprises.

It’s April 15th..if you were wondering the date. This is the first time in my life I have had to use a calendar. I feel like old man. Could be worse..I could be wearing diapers…wait.. I only do that on the weekends. It gets me on the same level as my baby. We usually bond on the weekends. I’ll lay next to him in a diaper and we mostly just roll around and poop.

Summer time is here

Those are actually my legs with britts heals and thats actually not the deep end. 

I’m typing right now with a concussion and a scabbed nose.

I have been really trying to pull my weight around the house as a new father.

Least I could do was breast feed. Give britts nipsa rest.  ( I only abbreviate the word nips so you don’t get a visual) 

I would do anything for my beautiful wife.

Sorry Britt.. Didn’t go as planned. I think I got a few drips of blood in the bottle..

Might want to sterilize the bottles after you read this.

My wife is my life. It’s amazing how good of a friendship/marriage can be if you just focus on the little things. I am extremely busy and I can always find time to plan a date night with my wife. So MEN. Take your girl out more often. Dating doesn’t stop once you get married it should only get more intense. 

Wednesday night I surprised Britt with a bed picnic and Jim Gaffigan’s new Sand up Mr. Universe 

Wine.Cheese.Crackers.Dark Chocolate

If this was the 90’s I would have taken her on a Roller Blade date and carried snack in my fanny pack and I would have brought my see-through green beeper just incase the baby sitter needed us.

I miss the beeper days. I used to send my dad pages that when you held it upside down it would spell boobs. I think it was 80085 or something. He would always ask why I paged him random numbers… If he only knew…

While we drank our red wine we watched Jim Gaffigan’s new Stand up Mr. Universe 

Every night with Britta is the best night of my life.

ARGGGGGGG I AM A ONE EYED BABY ASHER! SMELL MY POOP OR CLEAN MY POOP DECK!

Man Walks Fish.

Every Thursday morning at 5:30am I go for a mountain run with my good friend Alex.

Make the most of your days.

Make it count

Yes. This is poop. This is what asher does 10x’s a day. Poops. At least it smells like coconut. 

I never thought I would be so used to looking at poop.

Now seeing poop for me is a normal day event. Even getting it on my fingers.

Maybe I should wash my hands more often.

Thursday night I got to go see  Neon Indian a band I really like. Stink Ween and his Gf Jayden came too.

Thanks to Dani my sister-i-n-LAW. She hooked it up with tickets.

The lead singer is actually a Indian Midget. His shoe laces are neon lights. Thats where he got his bands name Neon Indian. 

Short video of the show… 

Life is a party and I’m going to ROCK IT.

I took this picture when my legs feel asleep while I was sitting on the toilet. (Dang Fiber bars..Last time I eat 5 in two hrs.)

After 15 mins goes by you have to figure out something to entertain yourself.

This morning I cooked Britt breakfast. It’s the least I can do for her. She is non stop working with our new baby boy Asher.

It’s not every morning I get to spend time with Britt so it’s nice on the weekends to hangout in the morning.

Time seems to have sped up about 10x faster since Asher was born and I’m ok with that because I love everyday with my family.

When writing the story of your life. Don’t let someone else hold the pen.

Words are powerful. Only speak what you want to come true.

Im out.

See ya next week.

Even when you have less. Give more.

It’s been 4 weeks.  A month? Since Asher has escaped Britts womb. 

Up until now there was only probably 1 well actually 1 and a half times a human has  puked on me.

Once at a party in high school when a friend of mine was upset and crying. I went over to her and asked her what was wrong and if there was anything I could do. She looked up at me with penguin blood shot eyes and shot puke into my eyes. She must have drank pepper spray because my eyes burned for days.

The other time in Reno NV I was driving in a cab and we had squished five people into the back  (Only sits three in the back row). We had four people and the fifth guy was laying across all of us. We stopped at a stop light his head in my lap and he proceeded to dribble his puke out his mouth onto my fresh corduroy pants. I opened the cab door (Scion door. Scions are now our futuristic cabs) and pushed his head out. He puked everywhere. So I guess that counts as a half getting puked on.

But now. It’s a daily event.

My wife Britta defiantly gets the best of Asher though.. I have yet to have poop sprayed on me.

Can you guess which kid is me?

You’re right. Im not even in the picture. I actually don’t even know these kids..

Happy Easter!

On March 7th something happened. Yes I became a father…But something else happened…

Yup. Nose hairs. The first thing that happens to you when you become a father.

The weird thing is…Mine are so thick. I’m almost positive if someone was breaking into the house I could pick one and use it to stab them. Man strength. 

Dates with my wife are always the best. I love her so much. 

I spy creepy guy in the photo… Some how he makes it into most all but none of the photos I take besides this one.

Have you ever wiped after going to the bathroom and then realized you forgot to use toilet paper? 

Neither have I..

BIke date with Britt to our local hot spots.

The seat was pinching my butt cheeks. Britt loves it.

Not watching the road and taking a picture.

Britt riding her electric bike I got when I was in Japan in 88’

Vintage

Chiilin with this gorgeous woman. 

Came home. Caught my ManCub passed out.

I’m 25 and a father. If you asked me where I would be 5 years ago…This would be the last place I would have said. But man… If it was any other way I don’t think I would be any where near as happy as I am today. I wouldn’t change anything in my life. I am so blessed to have what I have. A beautiful wife. A gnarly little man cub Asher. Work that I am passionate about and family support.

Life is a Party and I’m going to rock it.

If you can find a path with no obstacles it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.

Tomorrow challenge yourself. What’s a life worth living if you don’t step out side your comfort zone. 

-Timmy spam. I mean Ham. That’s Ham. Not Spam. HAM!

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Hey baby baby eat the pizzaaaaa.

So cheesssyy

March 7th at 4:18pm my beautiful wife Britta gave birth to a baby boy Raptor.

His name is Asher Noah Ham

It’s been a while since the last Married Life blog post.

After many sleepless nights of coughing up hairballs and dreaming of invisible asians. I knew it was time to continue the Married Life Blog.

The past 7 months have been amazing. Blessed with so many awesome friendships and adventures. Most recently my new Son Asher.

Asher Noah Ham 7lbs-15ounces and 21 centimeters long

Right now my son is a legal Midget. I need to cherish this moment in time.

Britta right before she shot Asher out.

Besides having to chew the umbilical cord off, the birth of my first son Asher was quite epic. I feel like everything before having a kid was just a tease. This little guy makes being married better then I could have ever imagined. It’s only been 4 days and I feel like i’ve already learned so much about my marriage. I love life and creating a life is 100x better.

Today was the first day I tried to breast feed asher in public. My nipples normally don’t get  stage fright. 

It was totally worth the awkward looks. People were amazed at my attempt to breast feed and push a cart while eating popcorn. I am becoming a mexican legend.

I’ll defiantly take the black one. Black magic kitty whats uppp.

My wife is my hero. Anyone that can push a 8 pound ball out of them and wake up to breast feed every two hours while sore deserves everything in the world. I would do anything for my wife. She’s my best friend and she just gave me another best friend..Asher.

“No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it. Therefore, strengthen your feeble arms and weak knees.” - Hebrews 12:11-13

I am so excited to start this new chapter.

Life is a party and I’m going to rock it so hard.

Be back soon.

p.s. I wrote this whole blog squatting with my computer in my lap.

Mexican.Food. Press play.For.Mexican.Food.

I got pulled over today by a Centaur cop.

Me: ” Is that a Centaur cop?”

I slow down and pull over. Roll down my window in excitement to meet the Centaur cop.

Centaur cop: “I am a Centaur cop.”

Centaur cop pulling something out of a pouch….hands me 121 silver chocolate coins.

Centaur cop: “Eat them at 11:23 pm. This was a warning next time I will have to give you a ticket.

” Me: “ok”

Action shot: “ohh youuuuu”

I caught a eagle today. It was resting in the field.

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

This past year has been amazing. I am blessed and can’t possibly ask for anything more. I look forward to this next year. To grow, love, create, and to experience each day as best as I can. At the end of each day I want to lay in bed and smile till I pass out.

Joe sent me this…and I love it.

My toy from Paul in action.

Best way to start off the new year. Hanging out with friends.

Joe making awesome Mexican food.

Joe holding the Kangaroo Balls Dani got me from Aussie.

I ate this apple today.

It made me Gassy.

Today I took my pulse. Seems normal right? 

My pulse spells my name in morse code.

Not normal.

Gilly our cat. Does this 3 times a day…

She just knocks the rocks down to watch them fall…This morning when I woke up. There were 20 rocks all over the ground. 

Weird.

Friends.

I am excited to meet new friends in 2011. 

2010 I learned so much….

I learned that..

I still can’t breathe underwater.

I still can’t sleep 24hrs strait. 

I still cant grow a happy trail.

I still can’t read with the lights off.

I still can’t open my eyes in salt water.

I still can’t ride a uni cycle backwards.

I still can’t predict the future.

I still can’t speak ebonics.

But I learned that I am me.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

DO GOOD.

I am trying to grow a russian happy trail. It’s always fun to experience new things. 

-Timmy

.sloth.

I am so thankful for this past year. I got the best thing ever. A stunning wife. I love you Britta Lyn.

This is why Jimmy Johns rules.

Air Humping.

Get someeee. Ever since I saw that guy at the gym I have been air humping every morning before I cook eggs.

Try air humping while walking. Even harder.

Or Air Humping with no hands while walking.

Britta is addicted to chapstick.

This is what came out of her purse when she cleaned it out today…

That is a weeks worth.

Me: “Britta why do you have so much chapstick?”

Britta: “I hate having chapped lips, it also makes a good snack. Sometimes when im hungry I just like to eat a little off the tip top. The flavors are the best. Sometimes I buy two flavors and then mix them together. Like swirl ice cream.”

Me: “Very nice” ( middle eastern accent)

Christmas rules. Britt got me the new Wacom Tablet. I can finally get rid of my old one.

 Best wife every. She sure does know how to take care of me.

Picture says “MMM good food. This place is sooo cool. Noodles and rice mmmm.”

I was lucky and got to go to Denver for work. I LOVE my job.

PhotoLog of my trip:

I got to see the Comptons while I was there. Awesome. I got to taste a ton of great beers. Thanks guys! Awesome friends.

TRON Have you seen it?

I really really enjoyed it. I give it 4 stars.Very visually appealing. Sorta like a eagle being held captive that escapes before your eyes. PAACHRAAAA (Eagle scream as it gets free) I wish they would have gone more in depth with the story line. Still pretty good though minus the naked asians.

YUP.

This picture says it all…

4th of July on Christmas. Feels weird being able to buy these at safeway. I kind of liked it better when they were illegal. hahah

Britt LOVES the gift I got for her. Score! 1000000 points for me. I am forsure getting a back rub later with peanut butter oil. The organic kind forsure. Gotta stay fresh.

I am so stoked! Britt and I are going to a movie everyday this week. 

Anyone see Black Swan?

Teachers get the best vacations… 

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

Cheers

-Tim

.sloth.

Everyday after 8pm I wear a cup. I heard on the radio that most extreme life threatening situations happen past 8pm.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

I’m pretty sure my kitty cat Gilly has Lasers. The picture above is exactly what I saw last night when Gilly was out side. 

Minus the pink lasers.

Do you dream of eating Dill Pickle chips?

NOW YOU WILL.

Do you scream Dill Pickle? 

I don’t.

One of the only good things about waking up early.

I ate bad carrots the other day and lost my hearing for 2 minutes.

My wife is so fun. The other day she let me jump on the bed. 

What can I say… I eat a lot of eggs.

Fact: I would be a be a Werewolf If I had to choose between werewolf or vampire.

Here are some new SLOTH Vans

I once whispered for two days straight. It wasn’t just any whisper. It was the whisper where you whisper while blowing out all your air. It’s really hard. Try it. 

I heard it burns fat.

Now i’m stuck on the shake weight.

Pizza date with Britt. 

Only reason we went was for this furry pen.

Feathery tassels are so fun.

I am such a sucker for home made brownies..

I need moreeeeeeeeeeeee.

I need millllkkkk

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

I screamed in the toilet today and heard an echo. 

I am so excited for this weeks adventures with my wife.

I have to go eat more brownies.

Cheerio 

-Tim

.sloth.

Today I went to the bathroom.

When I got off of the toilet both of my legs had fallen asleep. I quickly fell back. Shorts around my ankles, right hand in the toilet trying to hold my self up so I don’t fall more into the dirty abyss. 

It took ten minutes for my legs to re-gain feeling.

I didn’t realize I had been sitting on the toilet for 15mins on my iphone reading cool things on stumble upon. 

Time flys when your having fun.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL I will live it.

The past week has been balls to the wall.

But I am alive. Still playing catch up with all my SLOTH orders.

I am so thankful to have such a stunning wife who blesses me way to much.

I love paying for iced coffee and receiving a 7ft straw made out of plastic. Such a nice perk.

This morning I went for a run at 5am. While I was running my Weenie fell asleep. Either it fell asleep or went numb because it was so cold.

I just discovered chocolate pretzels and now im eating them.

Pizza date with my girl after we saw the HP7 movie.

Pretty good pizza. I would tell you where we went but I swore I wouldn’t.

I didn’t check the mail for a month. 

All junk.  

Except I did intercept a piece of mail that belonged to another person.

I tried to open it and got shocked. 

OUCH!

Must be important. I sent it back.

Shoooot herr! Shoot her!

BLUEBERRIES 

Great source of antioxidantes.

Last week I got to see a new baby girl that was just born.

A new Beautiful girl.

Congrats Austin

Finally got to see one of my favorite bands The Roots. RedBull Sound Clash Thank you kyle for getting me a ticket. I owe you ten horney toads.

I used to collect horney toads when I was little.

Here are some new SLOTH Custom kicks.

Vegas+Work

It was such a cool experience.

Fact: I still believe in santa clause and I only drink salt water.

Fact: I woke up in the middle of the night to find my cat peeing on my chest.

Fact: Britta Lyn Ham. Best Wife ever.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

So many new things going on. I can’t wait to share them with the world.

I have to go now. The shirtless plump asian boys are knocking at my door again 

and I think they have fireworks.

My legs are sleepy again.

Shoot.

.sloth.

-Tim

www.iamsloth.com

twitter: @Timmyham

Yesterday I had about a cup of water in my mouth I forced it out of my ears.

I am so POWERFUL.

Teach me how to Dougie.

Sunday night britt and I eat Cat nip and have dance offs.

She always wins.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

How bad would it suck to only be able to eat peanut butter and never be able to drink milk. 

MEOW

I used a  bidet yesterday. 

My butt must sink way down in the hole of a toilet. Because I didn’t know it was there and I came down on that thing fast. I feel so violated.

Always check your toilet holes.

Life is GOOD.Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

When I go grocery shopping I like to turn the bottles the opposite way.

So the nutrition labels are turned facing out.

It makes me feel powerful. 

You know someone is going to turn it around to see what it is.

 I caused that. I can make anyone do anything.

I’ve always known I have had powers. 

I’m glad I got that off my chest it feels good to tell people about my powers.

It’s no fun hiding it.

MEOW.

Life is GOOD. Life is PAINFUL. I will live it.

Action shot: Hello

Britt and I go to Costco every Sunday just for this.

I think he’s Beethoven back from the dead. I try to ask him questions every Sunday but he only speaks pig-latin.

The perks of this new design job rule. I got to take Jordan and Joe to the Coyotes game on Friday.

MEOW

I love sushi.

I love sushi with my stunning wife. 

Kyle rules. esp. When you do that eye thing.

Today+Today= Awesome.

Not sure why it looks like I have a toupee..

It’s not so bad I guess. Change is good right?

Jump Street with jordan and joe tonight. Then to Jimmy Johns.

ahhhh so epic.

I get to go to Vegas tomorrow for work. 

My number one goal while im there is to make everyone I meet think im a performer in the Blue Man Group.

I will be drinking this tomorrow morning.

So illy. illy. 

Makes me think of lil Wayne.

I get to see Harry Potter a day before it comes out.

Thank you wonderful wife.

I am so excited for tomorrow and the rest of the week.

I have to go pack now.

Life is so GOOD.

Cheerio.

Cheers.

Bye.

-Tim

.sloth.